The fact that the child died makes me sick BUT THAT AIN’T ALL!!!
I didn’t realize I was this upset until I watched this News video a second time. I was upset when I watched the first time but then I had to watch it again to see if I was exaggerating to myself.
You wanna be angry with me? FINE! Say I am heartless! Why am I upset?
GREG GUSSERT! THAT’S WHY I’M SO UPSET!!! WHO IS GREG GUSSERT? THE FATHER OF THE CHILD WHO DIED!
YOU DO NOT – NOT – NOT GET TO FEEL SO SAD AND LOOK SO HELPLESS, GREG!!!
THIS WAS YOUR CHILD AND YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!!!
YOU SHOULD BE IN RE-ASSOCIATION WITH THE PERSON YOU HAD SEX WITH TO CREATE THAT CHILD, GREG, BUDDY! (Actually, just so there is no confusion: I didn’t really mean “buddy” cuz I don’t want him as my buddy! I just thought if I said something nice at the end, he might not sue me FOR TELLING THE TRUTH!!!)
(By the way, I don’t really care if someone tries to sue me: They always lose! The cool thing is, I get to watch them waste their money! Then I sue them back for more! America! Yes!))